I never thought that I of all the Junkettes would have inside information but . . . Toothy Tile is Topher Grace! My source is confidential, so don't even ask.
Ted has specifically ruled out Topher Grace as Toothy (not to say that Topher hasn't ever enjoyed the company of a man, of course). Click on the link to The Awful Truth in which Ted rules him out. Or, just read what I cut and pasted, below:
Dear Ted: Toothy Tile has to be Topher Grace. Charlotte Hamilton Chicago
Dear Midwestern Dick: Why? Do you know something I don't? Do tell. Besides, I said handsome, not cute. Big, big diff, darlin'.
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I love him, but it would not surprise me at all to learn that he is gay (or bi). But who is the annoyingly perfect girlfriend in this scenario?
I guess the annoyingly pefect girlfriend could be Anne Hathaway. And she is dimpled too. But not blonde. Hmmm.
The purpose of this comment is to see if I can do a link in a comment. Here goes. This is the column denying that Topher is Toothy Tile.
Ted has specifically ruled out Topher Grace as Toothy (not to say that Topher hasn't ever enjoyed the company of a man, of course). Click on the link to The Awful Truth in which Ted rules him out. Or, just read what I cut and pasted, below:
Dear Ted:
Toothy Tile has to be Topher Grace.
Charlotte Hamilton
Chicago
Dear Midwestern Dick:
Why? Do you know something I don't? Do tell. Besides, I said handsome, not cute. Big, big diff, darlin'.
Is that really a denial?
Yeah, for Ted, I think it is. Saying there is a big difference between cute and handsome is a denial. He just writes so strangely. It is infuriating.
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