I Never Saw This Coming
Jennifer Wilbanks--you remember her, the Runaway Bride--is not getting married after all. After declaring even after she took off that she still planned to go forward with her marriage, sadly, it ain't going to happen. The odds of this development were only slightly greater than Britney and KFed still being together in 5 years. Btw, can we now officially no longer care about Ms. Wilbanks. The next time I want to see her name in print is in a one paragraph obituary noting that years earlier the media--for some unknown reason--was fascinated with her flight. In fact, I'm mad at myself for even posting this story. See here for more if you must.
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