I finally watched the first two episodes of Tori Spelling's new fauxreality show. It's fun. Ish. It's not great TV by any stretch of the imagination, but felt perfect for a sick day. She really is willing to poke fun at every aspect of her public persona, for which I give her an enormous amount of credit. The second episode features a cult that has aspects of both Kabbalah and Scientology. The jokes aren't exactly fresh, but it does set up the great line: "I don't need to be relevant. I'm Tori Spelling!"