Tan lines are not in vogue

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has decided that Bea Schaffer, daughter of Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour, is this summer's new "it" girl. No one really has any idea why Perez has chosen to run multiple photos of Schaffer a day, but she is cute and not emaciated, so it could be worse.

But then he ran this post, with the accompanying photo:


And I'm just shocked. How could Anna Wintour, a woman reportedly so mean that she inspired Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada, allow her spawn to appear in a strapless dress when she has bathing suit tan lines?

I can't be the only person who hates strap lines with a strapless dress, can I? Certainly I can't be more demanding than a woman who is allegedly nastier than Wilhemena Slater, right?

And I'm not even going to discuss all of those flowers. Sure, it's Valentino, but it still looks like something from a wedding, circa 1988.