Bingo? You Can't Be Serious!

So now, thanks to ABC, I see that Friday is being declared National Bingo Night. Is this what TV is now reduced to? I have got to pitch my tic tac toe idea, and I don't mean an updated version of Tic Tac Dough--this will just be tic tac toe. (Although I would be open to the idea of having Wink Martindale host; how can you not love someone named Wink?)