And in the world of celebrity dance . . .

I really wish we had a label for "couldn't make this shit up" because this would be the ideal post for it. According to UK's Guardian, Mike Tyson, the boxer better known for his antics than his technique (i.e. (a) biting an opponent's ear off, (b) spending time in prison for rape, (c) squandering an enormous fortune and declaring bankruptcy, (d) being married to that girl from Head of the Class (awesome show by the way) (e) really interesting facial tattoos (photo via Smoking Gun) has been cast in a Bollywood film in which he will dance.