Dancing with the "Stars"

Dancing with the Stars has announced their celebrity line-up for season three. Things could get pretty interesting!

So our celebrities are:
Tucker Carlson (I wonder if Jon Stewart can make a guest appearance.)
Vivica A. Fox (Has anyone seen what she has done to her face? She used to be so pretty, but the knife has not been kind--I tried to post photos, but Blogger isn't letting me yet again. I'll add later if possible.)
Harry Hamlin (It will be good to see Aaron Echolls on television this fall, and this surely means special guest appearances from Lisa Rinna.)
Jerry Springer (No comments are necessary.)
Mario Lopez (This is the man who cheated on Ali Landry right before their wedding, prompting her to leave him weeks after they got married)
Joey Lawrence (Whoa!)
Shanna Moakler (She's going through a divorce, we already know she's kind of loud and abrasive, excellent.)
Emmitt Smith (I guess he's going to try to follow in Jerry Rice's footsteps? I always think it is most impressive when genuinely talented athletes go this route--it must be a real leap of faith for them to put themselves in a position where they will be potentially ridiculed.)
Sara Evans
Willa Ford
Monique Coleman (I didn't know who the last three women were before looking them up--Sara is an "award-winning country music star," Willa is "an American pop singer-songwriter, producer and occassional television personality and host" and Monique Coleman starred in High School Musical, which I really need to get from Netflix.)

My personal bet for the win would be Monique, since she starred in a movie all about singing and dancing. But then again, so much of the show is a popularity contest as opposed to a talent contest that a relative unknown probably can't win (unless they have changed the voting system from last year--otherwise, how does one explain Stacy Keibler losing to Jerry Rice and Master P lasting for more than one round?). So with that in mind...

Aaron Echolls all the way!