Alexi Lalas

There is a whole post to be written about World Cup hair, but right now I would like to focus on the special case of Alexi Lalas, the former national team player who is currently doing analysis for ESPN/ABC.

Here is the old Alexi, with his trademark goatee and long hair:


Not a great look, I think we can all agree. Here is Alexi now:

Whenever he's on TV, I can't stop staring at his hair and his gigantic jaw. I'm sure it must be hard for people with curly orange hair to look dignified, but surely he could do better than this.