We are pleased to announce the birth of Baby Isaac to our fellow junkette Isaac and Mrs. Isaac. Baby Isaac checked in last night at 7 pounds, 4 ounces and 20 1/2 inches.
We have it on good authority that when apprised of Baby Isaac's arrival, Tom Cruise jumped on a couch and shouted "I can't be cool. I can't be laid-back. Something happened and I want to celebrate it."
We share those sentiments. Congratulations to the Isaac family! Celebratory daquiris will be served on the Lido deck.