The latest rumor out of Hollywood is that Orlando Bloom and Claire Danes were getting it on at some bar in London. A few questions come to mind:
1. What is it about Claire Danes that makes otherwise-committed men swoon?
2. How cute is Billy Crudup (if you forget about the whole leaving his 7-mos. pregnant wife thing and focus on how awesome he was in Almost Famous)?
3. How pissed is Kate Bosworth right now that everyone is talking about her so-called boyfriend nibbling on the so-called neck of Ms. Danes?
4. What are the chances this rumor has any basis in fact?