Celebutard DUI
Nicole Richie was arrested and charged with DUI early this morning. Check out the mugshot. It's not very glamorous, but the girl doesn't stop posing. The paparazzi photograph Paris, Nicole, Lindsay et al driving themselves to and from bars, where they've clearly been drinking, on an almost nightly basis. If a cab is too plebian, surely they can afford a car service! It's just beyond me why they keep getting behind the wheel.
As a side note, the booking information lists her height as 5'1" and her weight as 85 pounds. YIKES.
posted by Anonymous @ 2:10 PM
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85! I hope the CHP shares some of their donuts with her. I guess Italian runways are out.
Hey, if you had an inability to gain weight, you might be 85, too. Poor thing, probably doesn't eat food at all, and choooses to drink her meals instead. Let's have a Pity Party!
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